September 2012
hyperbolequeen:
it always amazes me when people are surprised by how fast I type like really I spend all of my time on the computer don’t you think I would get a little good at it
August 2012
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weatherly-sexual:
pretty sure the people of tumblr take their ships more seriously than the Navy
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> Go to the kitchen > I only need to wait 20 min till the oven get hot, and then put the frozen pizza in the oven, it can’t be that difficult.
> Ok, I can do it.
*turns the oven on. 200°C*
*suddenly the smoke is everywhere*
> Something is burning.
wow.
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me: how was the roman empire cut in half
friend: idk
me: with a pair of caesars
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The Bridge of Khazad-dum
Dom: I suppose that Ian McKellen really burned his nasal hair in this scene.
Billy: Yea. Luckily, he had the prosthetic nose on. It’s the only thing that saved that.
Dom: Was he wearing prosthetic nasal hair as well?
Billy: Yes.
Dom: That’s good. This guy was a nightmare to work with, the Balrog. He had a huge trailer, never came out, never bought a round when we went to the bars. You remember?
Billy: Really rude.
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